Bottle of the House White | Premium Humor Bodysuit
A vintage year for the nursery. For the baby who prefers their "white" served at body temperature, this bodysuit is a hilarious nod to the finer things in life. Featuring the witty phrase "I’ll Have a Bottle of the House White," it’s the perfect outfit for vineyard visits, family brunches, or just making the 3:00 AM feeding a little more "refined."
Hand-crafted with professional-grade heat transfer vinyl in a smoke-free and pet-free studio, this piece blends high-quality craftsmanship with a side of dry humor.
Sommelier-Approved Details
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Crisp Vinyl Typography: Our premium vinyl is applied using a professional press for a smooth, high-contrast finish that won't crack or peel when the "party" gets rowdy.
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100% Cotton Comfort: A soft, natural cotton base provides a breathable and gentle layer for baby’s sensitive skin.
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Expandable Neckline: Designed with lap shoulders (expandable neckline), making it easy to pull the bodysuit down over the body to avoid any "house white" spills during changes.
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Snap-and-Go Access: Features a secure front-bottom snap closure for quick diaper changes between courses.
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Pro-Sizing Tip: These bodysuits tend to run a bit small. We highly recommend sizing up one full size to ensure a comfortable fit as they grow.
Sizing Guide
| Age |
Height (in.) |
Height (cm.) |
| 0-3 Months |
21–24" |
53.3–61 cm |
| 3-6 Months |
24–26" |
61–66 cm |
| 6-9 Months |
26–28" |
66–71.1 cm |
| 12 Months |
28–30" |
71.1–76.2 cm |
Care & Production
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Production Time: Please allow 1–3 business days for your custom order to be produced before it ships.
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Wash: Turn inside out and wash in cold water.
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Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang to air dry.
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Important: Do not use bleach, fabric softeners, or harsh detergents. Do not iron directly over the design.
Note on Exchanges: Because these items are made-to-order, we do not accept returns. We offer a 5-day exchange window for sizing. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Please try the bodysuit on before washing to confirm the fit!
